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Mae West Quotes

so wonderfully amusing

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better."
- Mae West

"It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don't break any."
- Mae West

"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
- Mae West

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"I wrote this story myself, It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it."
- Mae West

"Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often."
- Mae West

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
- Mae West

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" - "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie".
- Mae West

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
- Mae West

"So many men, so little time."
- Mae West

"You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Mae West

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
- Mae West

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

"I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far."



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